Nerd Nightly News:
- A joke from every single MST3K episode.
- Don't feel like beating the Deku Tree again? Save the trouble.
- A musical message of haste to George R.R. Martin.
- The Mario theme created by Diablo III.
- A gadget to correct your posture.
- Sigourney Weaver says the next three Avatar movies are filming back-to-back. To back.
- It's RoboCap!