Hmm, MIGHT NOT be the time to try the line about the apple tree.....

Might as well... 1

Fill'r up or else... 2

He's innocent 3

Every time 4

32 of the Funniest Felines on the Internet and Meowrvelous Memes to Claw Your Way to a Purrfectly Wonderful Weekend 5

Prank call 6