Today just reminded us how out of shape we are.

Usain Bolt continued to be the fastest man in the world, in an event where everyone knew who would win but watched anyways because the 100 meter is the MOST EXCITING RACE EVER.

Venus and Serena locked down over a decade of Olympic domination as another runner ran ridiculously fast and far. Not to mention more tennis awesomeness.

All these non-surprises still made for an awesome day of Olympics. If anyone needs us we'll be sobbing into our jars of Ranch Dip wishing we could run as fast as the slowest Olympian.