Oh, Mittens. When you head to Iowa to investigate the plight of the drought-stricken farmer, you might want to think twice about glad-handing with a millionaire real-estate mogul who owns 54 corn and soybean farms and lives in a spaceship house.

Despite LeMar Koethe's desperate plea to the candidate -- "We need you like we need oxygen" -- he's clearly feeling no pain.

Devastated agricultural sector, 1. Well-heeled Republican robot, 0.

[desmoinesregister]