- OMG finally -- Jennifer Aniston is engaged.
- A dying man's blinks are key evidence in a murder trial.
- Smuckers has released a bacon-flavored syrup.
- A former Susan G. Komen exec is writing a tell-all memoir called Planned Bullyhood.
- From Deadspin: The time has come for America's flight attendants to shut up.
- From the New Yorker: How Paul Ryan captured the GOP.
- Apparently, butthole tattoos are the next big thing. (Not Safe For Work -- expletives, naked chick getting a butthole tattoo.)
- Awesome is what happens when acrobats get caught in a wind tunnel.
- Olympic synchonized swimming + Godzilla audio.
Happy Hour Tumblr: Girl With A Smartphone In A Mirror (Not Safe For Work -- slightly scandalous.)
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