Know This:

• We can all rest easy -- Jerry Sandusky is writing a book in prison.
• Seventy-seven years after it became law, Social Security is keeping 20 million Americans out of poverty.
• Michael J. Fox is returning to prime time in a series inspired by his own life.

Read This:

• From Hypervocal: The incredible story of the Oregon boy who escaped from an underwear-clad priest.
• From Slate: The thrilling demise of the daily deal business model.
• From the Daily Beast: Jodie Foster to everyone -- "Leave Kristen Stewart alone!"

Watch This:

• Obama gets his own Swift Boat attack ad -- and it's only 22 minutes long.
• What's a McGangbang? Well, if you must know...
• The "iconic movie sunglasses" supercut.
• The safe sex rap -- circa 1993.

Look At This:

• Presenting the 2012 winners of the National Geographic Traveler Photo Contest.
• A Chinese farmer who lost both arms in an accident spent eight years building himself new ones from scrap metal.

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