I'll watch, but only for the sake of literature.

If they're still here, then that means dozens of innocent pieces of good literature are still being forced to the edge of the shelf by their own lack of faith in humanity. The only consolation they have is the hope of being read by less stupid human beings. So please, encourage only your inevitably stupid friends and peers to watch Jersey Shore and then maybe, just maybe, the bad pieces of literature will end their own lives first.