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What else?

• TDWGeek: Doctor Who gets a spin-off web series called Pond Life.
• Ridic: French tourists in Sri Lanka have been jailed for pretending to kiss a Buddha statue.
• Naturally: Ohio GOP chair Doug Preisse thought his racist comments were off the record.
• Yeesh: The current West Nile outbreak is America's largest ever.
• Bad-ass: A couple headed to Albuquerque, NM, to visit every place ever featured in Breaking Bad.
• Ew: Nike is planning to unveil its biggest waste of money yet -- a $315 LeBron high-top.

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