Poor lil Mittens -- his six-years-in-the-making speech was upstaged by Clint Eastwood's chat with a chair.

The best Internet reactions include:

• A lovely doctored Simpsons still.
• Mockery and confusion from big names across the Twitterverse.
• The president's own chair tweet ("This seat's taken").
• And #eastwooding.

If you were among those watching Here Comes Honey Boo Boo in lieu of RNC coverage -- as most of America was -- Eastwood's bizarre speech can be seen here.