Happy Hour

Today's Happy Hour is brought to you by the blue moon, whose next appearance will be July 31, 2015.

Know This:

• Of course there's a Breaking Bad look-like contest.
• A man obsessed with Fox News tried to murder his girlfriend for being a liberal.
• Ron Swanson's Reddit AMA is almost as popular as Obama's.

Read This:

• From ESPN Magazine: 120 reasons football will last forever.
• From Something Awful: What it's like to be a princess-for-hire at little girls' birthday parties.
• From Wired: In search of the living, purring, singing heart of the online cat-industrial complex.
• From Open Salon: What it was like to get a "coat hanger" abortion in 1967.

Watch This:

• Their cover of Justin Bieber's "Baby" was amazing. Now Palter Ego is back with MJ's "Man In The Mirror."
• Meet America's biggest balloon artist.
• How to devastate a 3-year-old boy.

Look At This:

• Clint Eastwood's greatest scenes -- the definitive GIF gallery.

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