OK, I got a ball with an owl on it. Tom Hanks spent a movie talking to a volleyball named Wilson and got nominated for an Academy Award. So back off man.

Purrpetually hungry 1

Monorail cat 2

Instructions unclear 3

Mmm delicious 4

Not today, I can't be bothered 5

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