This Lunch Rush brought to you by Run DNC.
- TDW Geek: The TMNT box set is a radical party van.
- Perfect: Olympic idiot Ryan Lochte is getting a reality show.
- Sad: A 4-year-old girl hid for eight hours under the bodies of her mom and grandma in an Alps killing spree.
- Amazing: Amazon's new Kindle, called Paperwhite, according to early reports.
- WTF: A U.S. soldier let his superior to hit him in the chest with a wooden mallet as part of a hazing ritual.