Today's Lunch Rush brought to you by Heisenberg Lettuce.
- TDW Geek: Now you can use Game of Thrones' Joffrey for target practice -- you know you want to.
- Bwuahaha: Chicago teachers force Rahm Emanuel to deny liking Nickelback.
- Oops: Few Republicans are backing Mittens' criticism of the administration's reaction to the Libya/Cairo attacks.
- Sweet: How Booze Built America debuts on Discovery on September 19.
- Hmmm: Three days in, and Katie Couric's killing it in the daytime talk battles.