I Has A Hotdog Newsletter

if you really want me goin out dressed like this i guess i can do it but it mashes down my hairs and makes me feel funny and i'm afraid of that cat next door because it always jumps out and scares me and makes me pee and then i have to run and hide and then there are those kids dressed up all scary like and they try to pet me all at once and it scares me and they all have sticky hands and icky breath and i'd really just like to stay at home if you don't mind.