If you live in New York and ride the subway, you probably have no hair because you've been pulling it out since you first boarded at Times Square.
For those who don't live in New York, the subway is the worst place on earth. It is infested with rude, loud, smelly "human beings" who are seemingly unaware that a world of other people exists around them outside of their "Candy Crush Saga" bubble.
Johnny T, the puppet who taught tourists how to act like decent human beings, has a new video, and this time it's all about the necessary evil called the MTA.