I'll save you today, but someday Spot, you'll die get run over by a milk truck; Suzy, you'll die of ovarian cancer, and Nick, you'll get AIDS.

33 Cute Kitty Cats Sporting Some Pretty Pawesome Patterns and Meowrvelous Markings 1

Kitty will teach hooman 2

Uber 3

It shouldn't be allowed! 4

Blasphemy 5

Just a little longer 6