What Were the Lyrics to That Song by Cake Again?

'We won't serve you until you pay the bill': Dine and dash family returns to restaurant in attempt to do it again, manager makes sure they pay what they owe 1

'You can kiss your weekend hiking trips goodbye': Manager maliciously decries worker's desire for their weekends ordering them to work 6 days a week 2

'I gave her exactly what she asked for': Micromanager boss scolds employee for lateness, regrets it when employee stops working long hours 3

'Sorry, we're closed': Servers Share Most Entertaining Experiences Working at Restaurants 4

'Never gonna happen': Micromanager assigns overworked employee more responsibilities, then cuts his pay in half, leading employee to leave company high and dry 5

20 Construction and DIY Flaws That Lack All Common Sense 6

20 Construction and DIY Flaws That Lack All Common Sense 1

Expectation vs. Reality: 25+ Botched products that didn't meet expectations 2

25 Random Fails That Show We All Have Our Moments 3

'I want to enjoy a campfire from my porch': Guest wants to light a campfire in the middle of a forest, hotel employee refuses to sell him firewood 4

‘I don’t work 80 hours a week when I’m paid for 40’: Boss demands new hire work overtime for free, stating employee isn't committed enough to their team 5

'[I] had a guy try to pay me with pottery': 30+ Freelance artists who had the most entitled clients ever 6