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28 of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (May 9, 2024) 1

'She told him sharply to go sit down': Server Disciplines Customer’s Child, Parents Demand to Speak to Manager 2

32 of the Funniest Felines on the Internet and Meowrvelous Memes to Claw Your Way to a Purrfectly Wonderful Weekend 3

'He wanted to see every line of code in this project': Company CTO accuses freelancer of "faking" project results 4

36 GenX Childhood Snapshots to Give You a Burst of Nostalgia (May 9, 2024) 5

‘Let’s save our time and end this interview': Job candidate walks out of interview after being grilled by interviewer who undermined their experience for the job and demanded they up their game 6

Toez 1

Might as well... 2

Fill'r up or else... 3

He's innocent 4

A Mouthful of Hilarious Cooking Memes for Amateur Chefs (May 8, 2024) 5

My condolences 6