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Reddit of The Day: Here Are The 9 Best Things About Having a Small Penis

Reddit came up with the best things about having small breasts, so this is only fair. You might think having a gigantic dong is the bees knees. But it's not all it's cracked up to be. Tiny peen FTW!

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  • 1

    Overcompensating is fun!

    Land vehicle - [] LaLongueCarabine 3398 points1 day ago You get to buy a huge truck permalink save report give gold reply
    Via Reddit
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  • 2

    ANY hole.

    Water - [- phoholick 3462 points 1 day ago It can fit in any hole permalink save report give gold reply
    Via Reddit
  • 3

    A clean weiner is better than a dirty weiner.

    Toilet - [-] goldenpie25 4997 points 1 day ago Less likely to touch the germ ridden bowl when you pee! permalink save report give gold reply
    Via Reddit
  • 4

    (Don't do that)

    Product - [-] SleepNowMyThrowaway 1256 points 1 day ago I can use a condom 2, sometimes 3 times by tying it off. permalink save report give gold reply
    Via Reddit
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  • 5

    These are the perks, people.

    Nature - [ TheMagnet69 3320 points 1 day ago If you run into a wall you'll hurt your nose and not your penis. permalink save report give gold reply
    Via Reddit
  • 6

    Is that a banana in your pocket...or....

    Yellow - [- goodhotchill 3748 points 1 day ago More room in my pocket to place my lunch permalink save report give gold reply
    Via Reddit
  • 7

    HEY-O!

    Water - [- Whoneedsyou 2976 points 1 day ago You become an expert with your tongue! permalink save report give gold reply OCR ww
    Via Reddit
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  • 8

    No talking on the phone to Comcast! Big perk.

    Technology - SAMSUNG -tweakinhefty 5462 points 1 day ago It can reset your cable box permalink save report give gold reply 8 8.888 CD 3272
    Via Reddit
  • 9

    You don't even need the waistband trick.

    Text - -1 Xeizar 5088 points 1 day ago Awkward boners in public won't be conspicuous permalink save report give gold reply
    Via Reddit

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