On the 8th Day of Catmas my True Love Gave to Me...

...eight strap-on antlers!

Seven threats-a-threatening!

Six sneaky kittens!

FIIIIIIIIIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS IN VET BIIIIIIIILLS

Four two-ply rolls!

Three-letter Swear Words!

Two broken bulbs!

And a LOLcat stuck in a treeeeee!