MERRY CATMAS!

MERRY CATMAS, CHEEZPEEPS!

Remember all those neat things we got for Catmas this year? Let's sing it again! ALL TOGETHER NOW!

On the twelfth day of Catmas my true love gave to me...

Twelve basement souvenirs!

Eleven alternate endings!

Ten tinsel'd Golf Carts!

Nine discarded ornaments!

Eight strap-on antlers!

Seven threats-a-threatening!

Six sneaky kittens!

FIIIIIIIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS IN VET BIIIIIIILLS

Four two-ply rolls!

Three-letter swear words!

Two broken bulbs!

And a LOLcat stuck in a treeeee!