I Has A Hotdog Newsletter

I know what you're thinking. "Did he bark six barks or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as these are .44 Magnum teefies, tef mostest powerful teefies in teh world, and would bite ur noze clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?