(Bob Newhart phone call) ...yes, I did order the naked Venus. ...I wanted the Venus without a frame. ...yes, she has some clothes on. ...naked Venus; not Venus naked. ...no, I know Venus is naked. ...yes, I wanted a Venus with clothes on without a frame.

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