Forget about reading me a bedtime story Writing one worked just fine

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'He agreed to buy me replacements... then backtracked': Brother refuses to cancel sibling's debt after his kids ruin expensive art supplies 2

'We won't serve you until you pay the bill': Dine and dash family returns to restaurant in attempt to do it again, manager makes sure they pay what they owe 3

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25+ Employees share what their job doesn't allow them to tell customers: 'Black Friday sales are not really sales' 5

'You can kiss your weekend hiking trips goodbye': Manager maliciously decries worker's desire for their weekends ordering them to work 6 days a week 6

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