Maybe I shud wash my paws.. A CDC survey found that 40 million Americans a year fall prey to illnesses spread by hands, which can harbor up to 500,000 bacteria per square centimeter.

Comical Collection of 'Not My Cat' Moments When Humans Were Delighted To Welcome An Unexpected Feline Visitor 1

Heartwarming Hoomans Adopt "Fixed" Cat, Only to Realize Their Sterilized Superstar Secretly Stashed Some Stinkin' Cute Stowaways 2

A Purrfectly Fresh Fancy Feast of Cat Memes for Kitty Connoisseurs Hungry for a Good Time 3

34 Cat Snaps Highlighting Hissterical Hooligans, Fuzzy Funnies, and an Overall Vibe of Purrfect Pawsitivity 4

Chonky Cat Dives After Lizard That Got Under Owner's Desk, Emerges Having Successfully Caught It (And Accidentally Saves Its Life) 5

33 Cute Kitty Cats Sporting Some Pretty Pawesome Patterns and Meowrvelous Markings 6

It shouldn't be allowed! 1

Put in your requests meow 2

Pwease? 3

Blasphemy 4

He'll catch one for us 5

Pspspsps 6