The First Two Lines of Engrish Poetry

‘I don’t care about your policy': Guest checks into hotel for 45 minutes, then leaves, demanding a full refund which employee refuses 1

‘I don’t work 80 hours a week when I’m paid for 40’: Boss demands new hire work overtime for free, stating employee isn't committed enough to their team 2

'If I am not employed there, the software cannot be used': Teacher wipes software from all machines before leaving for good after years of free extra labor 3

'She was fired': Hybrid employee takes a take a sick day instead after being admonished by boss for working an additional day from home while sick 4

Manager insists on personally reviewing every job candidate Recruiter finds, lives to regret it: 'I never received pushback again' 5

'You've got to be kidding': Inexperienced new employee abruptly leaves IT company after senior employee fails to help him adjust to the workload 6

Fast food Karen throws back-to-back tantrums, gets herself arrested: 'Karen [ended up] sitting in the backseat of the police car' 1

‘I don’t care about your policy': Guest checks into hotel for 45 minutes, then leaves, demanding a full refund which employee refuses 2

'If I am not employed there, the software cannot be used': Teacher wipes software from all machines before leaving for good after years of free extra labor 3

'Check and mate!': Housemate leaves roommate high and dry, refusing to help out around the house after his belongings keep disappearing 4

27 Retail Memes for Customer Service Workers Who Are Checked Out 5

'[I] had to show her multiple times how to open Excel': 20+ People who had no idea how to work a computer 6