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These Kids Don't Mess Around When it Comes to Writing Letters to Santa

These kids know exactly what they want for Christmas and they aren't afraid to ask for it. Some of them have a long list, others are just very specific. These letters will remind you to be a little more imaginative when you ask for presents this year.

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  • 1

    Emily Knows What She Wants, And She's Not Wrong

    turtles christmas Emily Knows What She Wants, And She's Not Wrong

    Turtles are cool.


    via Know Your Meme

    Via thechive
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  • 2

    All I Want For Christmas Is Live Wild Animals

    All I Want For Christmas Is Live Wild Animals

    After listing 7 inanimate gift ideas he follows it up with this:

    "Dear Santa, there is six more things I want but this is special, could you get me a real pet cub of a linxy, bobcat, snowleopard, cougar, caracal and a mountain lion"

    Via fooyoh
  • 3

    Do You Think Santa Has Amazon Prime?

    Text - Dear 5 I'm quad. ta, Hou are you Here is whatwarnt or Cheistmas Ahttp/www.amazon conf P/protoctBo032HF6 Vrekes hpsbw_g2t_ iro3?pfnATUP DKIKKODER&PEd S Cter-3&_dr=ixy 4-2H1K03Y73MWANM PErd101p_cd_pz13199 o1542&PEi

    How's he supposed to copy/paste that?

  • 4

    Is This a Pick Up Line?

    Is This a Pick Up Line?
    Via thechive
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  • 5

    Santa Has a Very Troubling Relationship With Tax and Tariff Policy

    Text - k back from the dead. I bet he would mock alw and I'm jus Nikhil Dear Santa, Or 't know Why do all my toys say made in China? king for I guess even you can't abstain from the 't have allure of cheap labor. Oink oink you e a very capitalist pig. I have er. Skills Josh people 2zler (as nd of it I on ti ne st Dear Santa,
    Via Acid Cow
  • 6

    This Kid Is Willing to Make a Deal

    santa This Kid Is Willing to Make a Deal

    "Dear Santa,

    I like you. Do you like me? I would like a DS Mario please. Next year I will give you money. How does that sound? Pretty cool. It does to me. That's the deal."

    Via ourcrazylife
  • 7

    Santa Loves Chips!

    Text - Dear Santa, would like to sel SOMe chips. Vou lor chips! Im being very g0od. Goad afternoon just want chps. 1 Lour,

    Submitter Chris says his almost-three-year-old son dictated his letter to Santa as his mother wrote it down. He enjoys potato chips and apparently so does Santa.

    Created by Unknown
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  • 8

    This Kid Just Wants What We All Want

    Text - Dear Santa Ineed Some advice for how to maKe Pokemon Real.WhY do NEED SOne ve be(ause Can not 9et POkempn Out oF my mind need a ver g00d pswer, Lf You have a answer Piease send messAG back from kinnell

    To be the very best.

    Via @kfan
  • 9

    Does This Kid Want One of Those or All of Them?

    Text - Peaf Santa Was wonder if Could get Coupte thns for CHistmast Hete the hstYou might nee to flp the pag A PuPPY A kitten A cat A faz Zy
    Via fooyoh
  • 10

    Not Sure if Throwing Shade at Your Parents is the Best Way to Get a Puppy

    Handwriting - dest Sabtay CeDUPY YOU GO me FKe Onc year PledsE JOnt FoIGE EV onmy an ENS NOhankyo SONY AL
    Via fooyoh
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  • 11

    I Thought You Got Coal for Being Naughty

    Handwriting - AustinNovernber 28,2012 Dear Santa, aughte have this yea re motecon tro a, Gura ego train
    Via fooyoh
  • 12

    This Kid is Making Technology Do the Work for Him

    Handwriting - Dear Santa, text he Plese Da Tis ta XOxOxox whole AM ITore You Tenneee

    Or is it the Dad who's got it all figured out?

    Via fooyoh

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