Lolcats Newsletter

Yes, you would think it would be nice an cozy in here, but da truf is, this old lady has the worst gas in da world, feeds me nuthin' by dry food, keeps droppin' her teeth in my water bowl and sometimes pees in my litter box. But ya know what? I think I'll stay anyway. She didn't get rid ob meh when I missed the litter box or frew up hairballs. Fureber is fureber!