Pornhub's Christmas Stats are a Fascinating Look Into Festive Faps

Pornhub released their traffic and search data for last week's ho-ho holiday, and it reveals some interesting stats about how the good people of the world stuff their own stockings and jingle their bells.

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Pornhub traffic changes by country

While most of the rest of the world was busy opening presents, folks in Japan, India, and Russia were busy roasting their chestnuts on an open browser. Christmas is celebrated on January 7th in Russia, and is not very widely celebrated in India or Japan.

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Sexy and scary searches

Apparently I'm alone in this, but the last thing I'd want to do on Christmas is rub one out to Old Saint Nick. Mostly I'm just worried about getting tinsel on my candy cane, but the holidays remind me of my family, not an opportunity to perfect my smegnog (sorry).

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2015's biggest searches compared to their position last year

When compared to last year, seems like some weirder searches are making headway. 2015 was supposed to be the year of butt-stuff, right?

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Unsurprisingly, people are more likely to have a few minutes for mobile devices

Maybe you're at your parents' house for Christmas, or your family is over at your one bedroom and your desktop computer is just not accessible. No judgment for those iFaps.

If you didn't participate in a merry schlickmas this year, don't worry, there's still time to make a new year's resolotion.

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