My facial protein extrusions are relatively airborne for a man who lacks melanin.

'We won't serve you until you pay the bill': Dine and dash family returns to restaurant in attempt to do it again, manager makes sure they pay what they owe 1

20 Out of the box thinkers who were low key geniuses 2

'You can kiss your weekend hiking trips goodbye': Manager maliciously decries worker's desire for their weekends ordering them to work 6 days a week 3

25 Technology Memes for the Employees in Need of Tech Support 4

30 Relationship Memes for Adorable Women Who Love Driving Their Partners Crazy 5

30 Feline Firsts and Purrfect Pictures of Pawsitively Precious Kittens Taking Their First Look at the World 6

Purrpetually hungry 1

Monorail cat 2

Instructions unclear 3

Mmm delicious 4

Not today, I can't be bothered 5

The Freshest and Funniest Feline Tweets of the Week (April 25, 2024) 6