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'They almost dumped him in the middle of the desert': Wholesome Hooman Adopts Abandoned Kitten, New Kitten and Cat Become a Beautiful Bonded Pair in Heartwarming Rescue Story 1

Heartwarming Hoomans Adopt "Fixed" Cat, Only to Realize Their Sterilized Superstar Secretly Stashed Some Stinkin' Cute Stowaways 2

Monday Meowtivation With 29 Cat Memes To Start The Week With Pawsitive Purrfection 3

34 Meowrvelous Memes to Have With Your Coffee to Start Your Week Caffeinated and Full of Feline Funnies 4

34 Cat Snaps Highlighting Hissterical Hooligans, Fuzzy Funnies, and an Overall Vibe of Purrfect Pawsitivity 5

33 Cute Kitty Cats Sporting Some Pretty Pawesome Patterns and Meowrvelous Markings 6

Kitty will teach hooman 1

Uber 2

It shouldn't be allowed! 3

Blasphemy 4

Pregnant Dog That Was Almost Euthanized Gets Rescued And Gives Birth, Her Puppies Get Adopted, Now She Thinks That All Kittens Are Her Babies (Video) 5

Just a little longer 6