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Perfect Valentine's Day Gifts to Make Your Partner Say, "No Really, You Shouldn't Have."

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    Nothing Says Romance Like a Terrifying Cake

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    Chocolates Are a Classic Valentine's Day Gift, Right?

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    Add Gallons of 'Passion' to Your Relationship

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    The Most 'Murican Way to Celebrate Valentine's Day

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    Or, For the Classiest Valentine's Dinner

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    This Lovely Minion Dong Thong

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    Also excellent for storing bananas.

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    Any Of These Things Would Be Great

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    Every Kiss Begins With K

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    The "Stuffed" is Usually Implied

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    No, Don't Do This

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    Nothing Says "I Love You" Like a Mug

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    A Preserved Octopus! How Did You Know?

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    Best. Valentine's. Day. Ever.

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