You Shouldn't Have Done That of the Day: Chinese Man's Eel Experiment Goes South (or North)

Somewhere in China, there's a doctor who can say that she's pulled a live eel out of a patient's ass to save his life. And she did. According to her blog post, it all began when a 39-year-old man drunkenly inserted a live swamp eel into his anus (as to re-enact a scene from an adult film), but upon entering, the creature began eating away at his colon in an attempt to escape. Luckily for him, doctors managed to remove the slippery animal in an emergency surgery before it could cause any fatal damage.