People Somehow Improved on This 'Ridiculously Photogenic Neanderthal' With Photoshop

The users of Reddit's Photoshop Battles sub were very taken with this ancient humanoid. He may be a wax statue, but he clearly has a heart of gold. With some creative adjustments, they managed to build him a life in our confusing modern world.

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The Original

This is a wax figure of a Neanderthal in Espace de l'Homme de Spy in Belgium.

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When He Came To in 2016, He Had to Do Some Soul Searching

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Then He Got Pretty Into Craft Beer

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Eventually, He Settled Down and Got an Office Job

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Then He Thought It Was Time to Get Back On the Dating Scene

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He Picked Up Some Hobbies

Chasing down prey isn't important anymore but what else are you going to do while looking ridiculously photogenic if not run a marathon?

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He Tried Out Several Careers

Like acting.

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Modelling

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Astronaut

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At Some Point He Tried His Hand At Being a Lawyer

He was actually very successful.

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But He's Still Best Known for His Charming Smile and Magnificent Parties

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