I used to be an adventurer like you... Then I took an arrow to the knee AND IGNORED IT AFTER 30 SECONDS

Purrpetually hungry 1

Monorail cat 2

Instructions unclear 3

Mmm delicious 4

Not today, I can't be bothered 5

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