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Mike Jeffries is a Pretty Fugly Dude

Mike Jeffries, the CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch has gone on record saying, "Candidly, we go after the cool kids. We go after the attractive all-American kid with a great attitude and a lot of friends. A lot of people don't belong [in our clothes], and they can't belong. Are we exclusionary? Absolutely."

Here's four reasons why he wouldn't be allowed to wear his own brands clothes.

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    I Doubt They Cater to Underground Beasts That Live in Sewers With 1980's Linda Hamilton

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    Sloth Already Had a Pretty Cool Style So I'm Not Sure If He'd Want to Wear Anything Else

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    Also Cyberbeings Can't Wear Clothes, Ya Doofus

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    Which One is an Alien? Because They Aren't Supposed to Exist on Earth

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    While Rocky is Definitely Beautiful on The Inside I'm Not Certain One Can Say That About Jeffries

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    Er... Well She Did Have a Ton of Surgery to Look That Way, So That Must Say Something About Dedication to Cultivating Your Look

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    Why Don't You Make Like a Tree And Stay Quiet

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    I'm Sure Both Can Chaos Dunk Pretty Well

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    Whoops, Can't Tell Who is Who Here

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