How to be a Zombie Kick-Ass

'No one here has the password': Network employee gets laid off in downsizing move, company realizes he has all the master passwords 1

‘Let’s save our time and end this interview': Job candidate walks out of interview after being grilled by interviewer who undermined their experience for the job and demanded they up their game 2

‘Either move or I’ll move you': Woman on flight demands passenger give up his seat after learning the airline double-booked the spot, leading to a dispute when flight attendant steps in 3

Coworker gets final raise after 10 years at the company, resigns and gets 15% salary bump at new job: 'Loyalty will make you poor' 4

'You have decided to fire me? Miss your wedding dinner tasting then!': Phone kiosk worker makes their final day of work as annoying as possible for boss 5

‘Your company deserves to fail’: Overworked employee quits job without notice after years of carrying company on their back, boss claims he'll sue for losses 6

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Toez 2

Ew humans 3

Thanks 4

A Nostalgic Scrapbook of 70's and 80's Kodak Moments for a Trip Down Memory Lane 5

A Catalog of 28 Memes to Browse Through While Pretending to Work 6