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Construction worker offers former micromanager a job, setting the record straight and teaching him a valuable lesson in humility despite of the claim that he will ‘never amount to anything’ 1

'Never paid a cent': Witty student calls the university's bluff, breaking the parking permit system by refusing to pay for tickets 2

'One day, I had a belligerent customer come in': Teenage cashier gets back at impolite retail customer 3

'You were not qualified': Job candidate messages interviewer to decline role, receives unhinged response in return 4

'Look it up': Customer talks himself out of a price-match and has to pay more when retail associate looks it up and realizes it's against their policy 5

New boss experiences consequences when multiple members of their team quit simultaneously: 'I'm giving my notice the next day I work' 6

30 of the Cutest Cat Posts from the Last 30 Days to Add Some Wholesome Fluffy Fuel to Your Happiness Meter 1

‘You’re not getting this dog back': Professional Dog Trainer Finds Abandoned Puppy in the Back of an Uber, Adopts Him and Goes Viral, Now Previous Owner Wants the Pup Back for the ‘Clout Money’ 2

The Best Heartwarmingly Wholesome Memes and Posts of the Week (April 18, 2024) 3

How to relax 4

The struggle is real 5

Take it 6