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Heed This Woman's Embarassing Tale, Don't Drink Coffee Before a Date

This is a long read, but so worth it. This woman took to Twitter to share her smelly tale of woe. If you've got a hot date planned, whatever you do, don't end up like her. If you must have a pick-me-up that only coffee can provide, at least double check the flushing mechanism before using a stranger's toilet.

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    This Brave Woman Shared Her Terrible Date Story for All of Our Benefit

    Hair - misunderstood worm _blotty 17h T have a story to tell. It is about my poop
    Via @_blotty
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    Text - misunderstood worm 639 t3 973 @_blotty 17h So, yesterday I went on a date with a man who asked me out in the grocery store the other day. All was going well. I went back to his place I am a confident, calm and self assured woman...so I felt comfortable popping in his bathroom. This was a mistake. His toilet did not flush Properly. So, of course, like any calm, confident, self assured woman. I panicked. And flushed it a million times, making everything worse By this point, I was really fra
    Via @_blotty
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    Text - Trealized I didn't have a plan. What do I do with it now? I can't fucking leave it there. By this point I was REALLY freaking out because I'd DEFINITELY been in there too long. So, again, making another horrible decision. I did the only thing I could think to do. I wrapped it In multiple layers of toilet paper, and put it in my purse Alright, so now what? We are sitting there on his couch and kissing and all I can think of is the piece of poop in my purse Him: you're so beautiful. The mom
    Via @_blotty
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    Text - misunderstood worm Follow @_blotty At this point, I text my sister for advice
    Via @_blotty
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    Text - Don't his toilet clearly doesn't work Does he only have one bathroom? Yes Go outside !!! And it worked for half the. Poop Maybe there's a window in the washroom Jesus Christ I could throw it out This is to much This is borderline to fucking much Tina He is in love with me But I can't face him ever again
    Via @_blotty
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    Text - Tam sitting. In his house. With a piece of my poop In my purse MAKELA WHAT IS HAPPENING MAKELA WHAT IS HAPPENING I don't know But I have a piece of poop in my purse And I'm afraid it's going to smell or fall out YOU NEED TO DO SOMETHING GO OUTSIDE PRETEND YOU SMOKE Jesus Christ
    Via @_blotty
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    But Wait! This Story Has a Happy Ending

    Text - misunderstood worm 549 t3 845 @_blotty 17h So, after a few hours he used the washroom and I heard it flush. I figured he fixed it. Maybe not, but I have to take the chance. I hAve to Try to flush the poop. So I brought my purse up to the washroom. Unwrapped the poop, prayed to every god I know, put it in and flushed By the grace of God, it worked. The poo flushed. I was free. was in the clear. Everything was going to be okay. I survived.I am a survivor So that's my story. A man, sat there

    Sort of... there's definitely a moral to the story.

    Via @_blotty
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    Be Careful or This Might Happen to You!

    Text - misunderstood worm t 157 560 @_blotty 3h Wow. All of the hard work I put into being a hot girl is tarnished by one teeny tiny poop story. Now I'm just the poop girl
    Via @_blotty

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