Kourtney Kardashian Eats Kit Kats in the Most Infuriating Way Possible and It Takes Six Miserable Steps

Generally I try to ignore the Kardashians because I like to think I'm above whining about celebrities. The Kardashian Klan is hot, they have horrible vocal fry, they made an empire out of a sex tape; big deal. I've got bigger problems, like student loans and this joke of an election coming up. But this, this f#$king Kit Kat video from Kourtney pushed me over the edge. 

Kourtney, what the f#$k are you doing?! Did you really need six steps to prove to all of us that you hate joy and are terrible at eating? Give me a break.

If you eat Kit Kats the way she does, please consider getting professional help. This is not okay.