Why Would You Do That of the Day: 70-Year-Old Man Forks Himself in the Most Painful Way Possible

An Australian man has set a new bar for the most painful autoerotic stunt ever. In a recently published report titled "An Unusual Urethral Foreign Body," a group of urologists at Canberra Hospital recounted a horrifying event involving a 70 year-old-man who checked himself in after intentionally lodging a fork into his urethra for "sexual gratification."