"Those who are obnoxious to others - the unpleasant, the phonies, narcissists, trolls - you will come to know me well. Call me... The Punishy."

"I leave this as a declaration of intent, so no one will be confused. One: 'Si vis bellus, praeparet deformis.' Latin. Boot Camp Sergeant made us recite it like a prayer. 'Si vis bellus, praeparet deformis - If you want cute, prepare for the ugly.'"