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‘Let’s save our time and end this interview': Job candidate walks out of interview after being grilled by interviewer who undermined their experience for the job and demanded they up their game 1

Coworker gets final raise after 10 years at the company, resigns and gets 15% salary bump at new job: 'Loyalty will make you poor' 2

‘Either move or I’ll move you': Woman on flight demands passenger give up his seat after learning the airline double-booked the spot, leading to a dispute when flight attendant steps in 3

'No one here has the password': Network employee gets laid off in downsizing move, company realizes he has all the master passwords 4

‘No, it's mine': Teenager wins $1000 in town raffle, father and new wife demand she give it all to them 5

New boss ruins everything, derails a high-functioning team, leading to key employee's departure: 'For a 0% raise I'm giving 0% effort' 6

Toez 1

And accurate 2

Ew humans 3

Thanks 4

A Catalog of 28 Memes to Browse Through While Pretending to Work 5

No squirrels 6