Pretty girls are like bacon...They smell great, taste delicious and kill you slowly

Might as well... 1

32 of the Funniest Felines on the Internet and Meowrvelous Memes to Claw Your Way to a Purrfectly Wonderful Weekend 2

Every time 3

Some day, some way 4

Prank call 5

Don't mess with Momma 6