Thank You Based Sausage God

'He agreed to buy me replacements... then backtracked': Brother refuses to cancel sibling's debt after his kids ruin expensive art supplies 1

'We won't serve you until you pay the bill': Dine and dash family returns to restaurant in attempt to do it again, manager makes sure they pay what they owe 2

20 Out of the box thinkers who were low key geniuses 3

'He would shut off the hot water while I was in the shower': Husband bans wife, 12 and 14-year old sons from showering more than twice a week, claims it's for the environment 4

'You can kiss your weekend hiking trips goodbye': Manager maliciously decries worker's desire for their weekends ordering them to work 6 days a week 5

'Stay in your lane': Restaurant chef spars with manager over leaving his station to help with a crisis, cue malicious compliance 6

Monorail cat 1

Instructions unclear 2

Mmm delicious 3

The Freshest and Funniest Feline Tweets of the Week (April 25, 2024) 4

34 Furnomenal Feline Funnies and Cat Memes to Meow Through The Madness of Being an Adult 5

A Healthy Helping of Memes for Growing Boys and Girls 6