Tonight's bedtime story, excerpts from the 113th Congressional Record

Overachieving employee raises KPI averages higher just so their boss misses a promotion: 'The entire sector didn't get raises that year' 1

A Mouthful of Hilarious Cooking Memes for Amateur Chefs (April 24, 2024) 2

‘I don’t work 80 hours a week when I’m paid for 40’: Boss demands new hire work overtime for free, stating employee isn't committed enough to their team 3

'If I am not employed there, the software cannot be used': Teacher wipes software from all machines before leaving for good after years of free extra labor 4

'She was fired': Hybrid employee takes a take a sick day instead after being admonished by boss for working an additional day from home while sick 5

A Purrfectly Fresh Fancy Feast of Cat Memes for Kitty Connoisseurs Hungry for a Good Time 6

Put in your requests meow 1

Pspspsps 2

Pwease? 3

He'll catch one for us 4

So glad 5

Heartwarming Hoomans Adopt "Fixed" Cat, Only to Realize Their Sterilized Superstar Secretly Stashed Some Stinkin' Cute Stowaways 6