Not without duct tape armor

'We won't serve you until you pay the bill': Dine and dash family returns to restaurant in attempt to do it again, manager makes sure they pay what they owe 1

'You can kiss your weekend hiking trips goodbye': Manager maliciously decries worker's desire for their weekends ordering them to work 6 days a week 2

A Hobbit's Helping of 34 Lord of the Rings Memes to Scroll Over Second Breakfast (April 25, 2024) 3

31 Star Wars Memes for Lightsaber-Wielding Geeks (April 25, 2024) 4

34 Furnomenal Feline Funnies and Cat Memes to Meow Through The Madness of Being an Adult 5

30 Relationship Memes for Adorable Women Who Love Driving Their Partners Crazy 6

35 Gen X Memes for 80's Kids Raised on Hose Water (April 24, 2024) 1

Comical Collection of 'Not My Cat' Moments When Humans Were Delighted To Welcome An Unexpected Feline Visitor 2

Purrpetually hungry 3

Monorail cat 4

Mmm delicious 5

Instructions unclear 6