What's it Called When I Part Hate You and Part Respect Your Wordsmithing?

It shouldn't be allowed! 1

Put in your requests meow 2

Blasphemy 3

Pwease? 4

Pregnant Dog That Was Almost Euthanized Gets Rescued And Gives Birth, Her Puppies Get Adopted, Now She Thinks That All Kittens Are Her Babies (Video) 5

He'll catch one for us 6