Soon, You'll be Able to Request Someone's Relationship Status on Facebook, as if They WANTED You to Stalk Someone

For users who have chosen to leave their relationship status undeclared on Facebook, there is now an "ask" button in its place. Tap it, and your friends can request to know your relationship status. Sources at Facebook say this will "definitely not lead to any awkward or creepy scenarios ever, not at all." When pressed further, the representatives blocked me and said I should go back to PlentyofFish.com where I belong.

Jerks.