I was one of those guys (didn't hear of too many) in the military.... Who's single, younger than you, and probably pretty sheltered... ....but dresses and carries himself like somebody who's married and has a kid. You guys take him on a night to hit the German town and he looks like he's trying to be everybody's socially awkward but calm dad from 8 Simple Rules (RIP). Not my words, theirs. I'm proud of it, but I didn't come to that conclusion on my own. They told me.